Shall we tell the Vice President?

What is the similarity between watching the documentary, 'An Inconvenient Truth', and being a Matador?


You run the risk of being Gored to death

Hot tam orgy!

Which Creed song did one horny Tam Brahm sing to another?


Can you take me Iyer?

:)

Powar out of Power

After the ODI World Cup finals awards ceremony, the Aussies shoved Sharad Powar out of the podium. What would you term this ignominy?


‘Powar Play’ed

Comic 'Times of India'

Recently overheard a rant by a Times of India reporter about the headline he proposed to his editor for the Abhi-Ash wedding:

Abhi Ash, baad mein cash!

Zzzzz Mr. Bean

What do you call him when Rowan Atkinson is sleeping?



Soya Bean :)

Dressing Down

Whatay dressing down this. Huh.

Cross-posted on Linkosarcoma.

Update: Aapnu Surat
and its repercussions

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Welcome To Fucking

Come, let's go Fucking. That's Fucking with a capital F. Damn, it's not what you think it is. More about it at the C a a p i r i g h t e r's blog.

Save Paper - Save World

This simple advertising stunt is extremely effective in passing across the message as to how the rain forests of Amazon are being depleted by our thoughtless usage.

This is what Saatchi & Saatchi, Denmark had to say:

To make people realize that saving the planet starts with them saving paper, we took a standard paper dispenser and made a simple modification with green foil and the silhouette of South America. This allowed us to prove that the survival of the forest is directly connected to what people consume.

Chunari Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Absolutely wrong it is, when Jayanth says I want to become a filmmaker. I do not want to, I've already begun working as one. What better way to begin than arriving at possible names for the movie. Inspired by Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, here are the possible names -

Gaaya Chunari Se Raag

Ghusa Chunari Mein Naag

Plot, cast details, item songs, songs with the heroine dancing drenched in a white saree, rape scenes, props for songs - balls, balloons, flags, bikes are all open for your imagination. All suggestions are most welcome.

Scared, Really Scared Electronics Engineers

Would XORcist be the most horrifying movie for an electronics engineer? Maybe. Maybe not. Aw, that's even horrifying. Not being able to answer with a Yes or a No. Ah, Or is another gate again! Horrifying, definitely not. For this electronics engineer who's crossed the GATE.

Hips don't lie

After we covered the assets of Celina Jaitley and Dia Mirza, we did the natural thing.





We wondered, why Rakhi Sawant rolled her 'arse'?

After much investigation, we find it's...
...because her American accent trainer told her to roll her 'R's.

Well, can't blame her for trying to improve! We wish her all the best.

Help thy enemy

We have always thought that competitors in market will do anything to kill each other off. I guess we in India will never be the true capitalists...

Here a couple of example that I came across:

1) www.airtel.com : Expect Airtel's website to open up...

2) Try booking a ticket online at IRCTC i.e. Indian Railways.


Looks like Spice Jet is the only one that takes Lalu to Patna :)

Laaga Chunri me Aag

A lot of people have been changing professions of late. And everyone wants to become a film maker somehow (No reference to Nikhil).

Some movies which could possibly be made by "non star sons/ daughters"

Your Cigarettewala's movie:

Dhuaan. The Fog.

Your Paanwaala's movie:

Supari. The killer.

Your Driver's movie:

Sadak pe gaadi. Ladki ki saadi.

Your Firefighter's movie:

Laga Chunri me aag

Your Autowalla's movie:

Nau rupaiya Bhada. Payssinger itna Jada

GNM's Movie:

Jung

Your 'blue' taxi drivers movie:

Pati Patni aur Whore

Of Mice and Men: The Stuarts-- Little and Broad

Stuart Little has been made into a Broadway play.

Logically, (and especially so in this blog), what happens next?


Stuart Broad in a Broadway of course. The crack of the willow hitting the leather for six consecutive sixes was the sweetest sound that around a billion Indians have heard in a long time.



Bakwas, I know. Just shaking off the rust.

Hip Hop And Music From Other Body Parts

For this, Bangaloreans should mind their Black Eyed Peas and Queues.

Link: Mind One's P's and Q's

Bankers, the interesting types

What did they call the nymphomaniac banker?

They called her a f---'ING Veshya'.

Heh! like she cares. She is out there selling selling herself to the bidders. TCS, Wipro, Infy, Capgemini are all in the race. And she seems to have an eye for wealthy Indians too.

IT Is A Serious Matter

IT indeed is. When Gautam Gambhir's house is raided for tax evasion . For once run-out is good. Running out of such problems. While we're at IT, now will he have to pay through his nose after this - Himesh Comes Under The IT Scanner. I hope the scanner is safe and unsound. No one would want his sound.

Crossposted on Linkosarcoma.

Sreesanth and the taste of India

I am a fan of Amul, as are most of us here. They have this way of coming up with deliciously funny hoardings, they call topicals.

Acting how he does, Sreesanth was bound to get some screen time from them.




After praising his dancing skills (after the six against South Africa)...









...Amul now, tells him to stay calm!





Though many would agree with Amul, they would also accept that this report goes over the top(much like Sree himself), when it says this!

"If Andrew Symonds wasn't such a gentle fellow, India's Shanthakumaran Sreesanth's nose would probably be plastered all over his leering face.

The Hindu and occasionally Christian bowler can thank all his gods that the secular Queenslander is a man of peace and tranquility."

In other news, he is writing songs, acting in music videos and is being offered movies. "After that, if I have time I will practise bowling", he says. Ok, I made up the last line.

India's Finest Astrologer

India's finest astrologer lives somewhere in Gujrat and his name is Shree Palm Mistry.

Chained

Chain mails come in varied forms...but this one caught my attention.

Found in my orkut scrap book:

I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached.
The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one
paisa from orkut. If you have heart and want to
help a poor child in need, plz fwd it to atleast
10 friends. Please don't neglect. Otherwise my mom will scold me.
If you forward it then your life will change for ever (u will get
one pack of sketch pens and an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days).
Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry with you
and your life will be pencil-less forever.
Good Luck will come to you for wasting time

(Ig)Noble Intentions?

List of this year's Ignoble award winners...Definitely an interesting read.

Medicine - Brian Witcombe, of Gloucestershire Royal NHS Foundation Trust, UK, and Dan Meyer for their probing work on the health consequences of swallowing a sword.

Physics - A US-Chile team who ironed out the problem of how sheets become wrinkled.

Biology - Dr Johanna van Bronswijk of the Netherlands for carrying out a creepy crawly census of all of the mites, insects, spiders, ferns and fungi that share our beds.

Chemistry - Mayu Yamamoto, from Japan, for developing a method to extract vanilla fragrance and flavouring from cow dung.

Linguistics - A University of Barcelona team for showing that rats are unable to tell the difference between a person speaking Japanese backwards and somebody speaking Dutch backwards.

Literature - Glenda Browne of Blue Mountains, Australia, for her study of the word "the", and how it can flummox those trying to put things into alphabetical order.

Peace - The US Air Force Wright Laboratory for instigating research and development on a chemical weapon that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among enemy troops.

Nutrition - Brian Wansink of Cornell University for investigating the limits of human appetite by feeding volunteers a self-refilling, "bottomless" bowl of soup.

Economics - Kuo Cheng Hsieh of Taiwan for patenting a device that can catch bank robbers by dropping a net over them.

Aviation - A National University of Quilmes, Argentina, team for discovering that impotency drugs can help hamsters to recover from jet lag.

Be Warned - There Could A Hugh And Cry

Huh, oh sorry Hugh. Retired cricketer Warne denies romance with Jemima Khan.

Yana Gupta's Gandhi Jayanti

No, Yana Gupta hasn't changed her name to Jayanti Gandhi.

What song would Yana Gupta dance to, as a tribute to Gandhiji?

Bapuji Zara Dheere Chalo.

Tags: Bollywood, Yana Gupta, Gandhiji