Who Is A Brave Person?

What do you call a person who holds a rave party only a day after the police have raided a rave party?


B-rave.

Bollywood Actor - Ram's Best Friend

Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?

A: Arjun Rampal.

Om Shanti Om.

Not hot at all

Q: which hollywood actress is not hot? Not even a little bit...


A: thandie newton

Mahabharat Reloaded

Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?

A. Rakhi Sawant

http://bit.ly/Ld7II

L'appartement

Q. What do you call an apartment occupied by a prostitute?


A. A 'legs-apart-ment'

NEW YORK

What wud d name b if Karan Johar had directed it?

Knew york obviously1

How would an online matrimonial site inform a girl applicant if she got a match?

Ans .COngrats!! YOU VE GOT MALE!

SATYAM ONLY WINS???

Why do you think Mr.Raju came out in the open so fearlessly?

Ans: He believes in the Indian constitution.
Cos it believes that "SATYAM EVA JAYATHE"

P.S. He took it seriously didnt he?!!

Jai Kisan!

As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:

Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"

A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."

Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!

Jai Hind!
(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)
(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)