How would an online matrimonial site inform a girl applicant if she got a match?
Ans .COngrats!! YOU VE GOT MALE!
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
SATYAM ONLY WINS???
Why do you think Mr.Raju came out in the open so fearlessly?
Ans: He believes in the Indian constitution.
Cos it believes that "SATYAM EVA JAYATHE"
P.S. He took it seriously didnt he?!!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Jai Kisan!
As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:
Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"
A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."
Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!
Jai Hind!
(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)
(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)
Monday, December 22, 2008
Master Harry Potter?
Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know the Dobby will understand.
Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?
A. Iyengar
(go figure)
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy
When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"
Saturday, September 27, 2008
INWASTEMENT BANKING
Some new names for upcoming investment banks!
J P MORON
MORGON STUPIDLY
LAYMAN BHAIS(this one will start in surat)
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
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