Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Toilet For The Bald

When Shri Devegowda was the Prime Minister, he had commissioned a special project to build toilets for the bald. The innovative design for the toilets would make sure the ceiling of these toilets would be 78.5% leaky so that a drop of water would fall every 2.3 seconds on their heads. Now what would be the name of these special toilets?


Thursday, November 22, 2007

The World's Best T-shirt

What the bloody hell is this?

From the world's best blahg comes the world's best t-shirt. To cut the long story shirt short, here's the t-shirt for you. Do not get distracted by the wonderful modull model posing with the t-shirt, pay attention to the wonderful t-shirt instead.



Damn, it's such a stupid t-shirt

Really? You either get it or you don't. And if you have not, get out on the road, walk for 23 meters - not a meter more, not a meter less. Wait there and ask the first female walking by
carrying a purple handkerchief. She will know for sure. Huh.

Ok, I've got it. How do I get the t-shirt?

See, now you're talking sense. This t-shirt might be the best piece of visible fabric your body has ever had on it. Of course, there are better pieces of fabric your body would've had on it and much closer than this t-shirt. But we have learnt our Moral Science lessons well and we know exposing is not appropriate. Hence, this t-shirt comes with an OK certificate from the Exposure Control Authority Of India.

If you want to get this amazing creation, indicate in the comments to the post or write to Here are the details -

Size - The model in the photo above is wearing an M size t-shirt. So an L would probably fit most men to the tee. An M for most women?

Cost - Higher the quantity of the order, lower will be the price. Estimated price is Rs. 200. And we'll try to keep it within that.

Quality - Fairly Decent.

Delivery - It's that good, eh? That you want it delivered right away? We're glad. Tell us if you want the t-shirt either by comments or by e-mail. We'll see how many t-shirt we're printing, arrive at the cost of one t-shirt and then get in touch with you for the address. Delivery charges extra. Definitely lesser than most maternity hospitals.

To hell with you. Absolute bullshit this is. Such huge fuss over such non-sense.

We're happy. At least someone is honest. Now if you'd only let us what about the t-shirt makes you feel that way. That it's a t-shirt and not a t-short? That it has Gabbar and not Mogambo? That the idea in itself is ridiculous? Tell us, please.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?


Saturday, November 17, 2007

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?


The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -
Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

Dear Readers,

Add your awards as wel
Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Sreesanth And His Shop

Sreesanth, on his retirement, opens a shop selling dance costumes. And with every purchase, one gets a free DVD of his performance after the sixer off Andre Nel. Huh. What will his name be then?


Saturday, November 10, 2007

Diwali And Hindu-Muslim Unity

And for once, we're not joking. Seriously. In these seemingly troubled times, as a young thing would say - "Oh! there's still no World Peace yet, and do not even talk about poverty and hunger. Those malnourished kids from Africa they show on Discovery? Man, I couldn't even have my dinner that day", what is a heartening sign for us in India about Diwali?

That there's an Ali in Diwali!

Reading between the lines helps, no?

PS. The skipping dinner part, for the young thing, was anyway part of the diet regimen. So much for hunger and poverty. And World Peace. Huh.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

New, Old And Current

What did the old electricity wire tell the younger one?

Boy! You're so current.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Mian Musharraf And Media Gag

Now that General, President, Cricket Board Chief and the man in charge of everything that matters in Pakistan has imposed emegency, what will the proponents of free speech call him?


Friday, November 2, 2007

Urban Singh

What would call an urban Sardar?


Thursday, November 1, 2007

Maano Ya Na Maano

Now that Sanjay Dutt is in jail, away from his lady love, what song will he be heard singing in jail?

Dil Hai Ki Manyata Nahin.