Sunday, June 29, 2008

Frito not! Help is here!

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Mind Your Own Business

What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?

A shrinking business?!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Sarkar Raj In Kannada

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?

Monday, June 2, 2008

KANOON contd.

If a person gets divorced what will he call his "in-laws"?


P.S. all out for one loss? (read wife)