Showing posts with label By Junglee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label By Junglee. Show all posts

Monday, February 20, 2012

The complete making of CircusMouse

This was the first time we talked about it:





This was how it was made official...




...and we are now officially dead!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Swine flew!

Conversation with a certain 'pig' (you know who you are):

'Pig': How's life treating you?
Me: Just like it's treating you. I'm board to death.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Mahabharat Reloaded

Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?

A. Rakhi Sawant

http://bit.ly/Ld7II

L'appartement

Q. What do you call an apartment occupied by a prostitute?


A. A 'legs-apart-ment'

Monday, December 22, 2008

Master Harry Potter?

Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know the Dobby will understand.



Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?

A. Iyengar


(go figure)

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Frito not! Help is here!

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Shall we tell the Vice President?

What is the similarity between watching the documentary, 'An Inconvenient Truth', and being a Matador?


You run the risk of being Gored to death

Monday, October 29, 2007

Powar out of Power

After the ODI World Cup finals awards ceremony, the Aussies shoved Sharad Powar out of the podium. What would you term this ignominy?


Powar Play’ed

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Comic 'Times of India'

Recently overheard a rant by a Times of India reporter about the headline he proposed to his editor for the Abhi-Ash wedding:

Abhi Ash, baad mein cash!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Dressing Down

Whatay dressing down this. Huh.

Cross-posted on Linkosarcoma.

Update: Aapnu Surat
and its repercussions

Friday, October 12, 2007

Of Mice and Men: The Stuarts-- Little and Broad

Stuart Little has been made into a Broadway play.

Logically, (and especially so in this blog), what happens next?


Stuart Broad in a Broadway of course. The crack of the willow hitting the leather for six consecutive sixes was the sweetest sound that around a billion Indians have heard in a long time.



Bakwas, I know. Just shaking off the rust.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

All the President's Women.


What car would this man be driving?
























'Alpha' Romeo.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Straight from the Junglebellows' heart

What do you call a movie about communal clashes in the Jungle?

-- Tarzania!


What do you call a road made in the middle of an jungle?

-- Tar-zone

What if an Italian made it?

-- He would name it Tarzone

Friday, August 10, 2007

GOO F Up

The post below this is not part of GOO Series. Instead it is GOO F UP Series.


criticized by Junglee. :(

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Is this a 'Goo'd one?

Warning: This 'Goo' post is going to be a continuously updated series of PJs. Read on at your own risk.

What do you get when you cross an alternative rock band with Gujarati speaking Barbies?

--The Goo Joo (Gujju) Dolls



What do you get when you cross an alternative rock band with Hebrew speaking Barbies?

--The Goo Jew Dolls


What do u get when u cross an alternative rock band with designer Barbies?

-- The 'Goo Chi' dolls

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

The 'Deathly' Hallows

How did the French exclaim when the heard about the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989?


--'Walldemort'

(Mort = dead in Français)

Thought for the day

FAILURE is the stepping stone to SUICIDE

---New Jungle Saying

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Jailed again?

What would you get if Pratibha Patil filed an FIR against Paris and Nicole for indecent exposure?


--A Presidential Suit(e) at the Hiltons.

Spot the difference between the two images.



The three wise monkeys both above and below.



Do i really have to write something here?
I guess we all know the well worn cliché: "A picture is worth a 1000 words"

Heh.

Monday, August 6, 2007

PJ - Mousing around the place


Close on the heels of Archie comics introducing an Indian named Raj Patel, Walt Disney has announced that it will follow suit with an Indian mouse. What is it called?

Mika Mouse.


What will his everlasting female companion be called?


Rakhi Mouse.