Frito not! Help is here!

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

What Australians Wear?

Do the Australians wear Down Underwears? Just thinking.

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

DATE palms, oil and terrorists!

What do you call an arabic cow?



A Milk Sheikh!

Toilet For The Bald

When Shri Devegowda was the Prime Minister, he had commissioned a special project to build toilets for the bald. The innovative design for the toilets would make sure the ceiling of these toilets would be 78.5% leaky so that a drop of water would fall every 2.3 seconds on their heads. Now what would be the name of these special toilets?

Tak-loo?

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Mian Musharraf And Media Gag

Now that General, President, Cricket Board Chief and the man in charge of everything that matters in Pakistan has imposed emegency, what will the proponents of free speech call him?

Hush-arraf?

Hips don't lie

After we covered the assets of Celina Jaitley and Dia Mirza, we did the natural thing.





We wondered, why Rakhi Sawant rolled her 'arse'?

After much investigation, we find it's...
...because her American accent trainer told her to roll her 'R's.

Well, can't blame her for trying to improve! We wish her all the best.

Sreesanth and the taste of India

I am a fan of Amul, as are most of us here. They have this way of coming up with deliciously funny hoardings, they call topicals.

Acting how he does, Sreesanth was bound to get some screen time from them.




After praising his dancing skills (after the six against South Africa)...









...Amul now, tells him to stay calm!





Though many would agree with Amul, they would also accept that this report goes over the top(much like Sree himself), when it says this!

"If Andrew Symonds wasn't such a gentle fellow, India's Shanthakumaran Sreesanth's nose would probably be plastered all over his leering face.

The Hindu and occasionally Christian bowler can thank all his gods that the secular Queenslander is a man of peace and tranquility."

In other news, he is writing songs, acting in music videos and is being offered movies. "After that, if I have time I will practise bowling", he says. Ok, I made up the last line.

India's Finest Astrologer

India's finest astrologer lives somewhere in Gujrat and his name is Shree Palm Mistry.

Be Warned - There Could A Hugh And Cry

Huh, oh sorry Hugh. Retired cricketer Warne denies romance with Jemima Khan.

A Very Serious Chinese

Will a very serious Chinese be called Serious Lee?

PS. Surprise surprise! Serious Lee is not in China, but in the UK. But the amazing fact is that there exists someone by that name!