Kanoon Mein Tumhaari Maa

How would a lady be related to you if she were to come up to you and say -

Kanoon mein main tumhaari maa lagti hoon?

She'd be your Mother-in-law!

What Australians Wear?

Do the Australians wear Down Underwears? Just thinking.

GK Pjs

The below are originals from my kid sister(copied ad-verbatim), my other source of Pjs apart from CircusMouse.

which is the most slippery country?
-greece

which country has the most number of fish?
-finland!

how many cops does it take to screw a light bulb in?
-none because the lightbulb turned itself in!!

what is the difference between illegal and unlawful?
-unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird(ill-eagle)

What If Java Programmers Don't Like Something?

What do Java programmers do when they don't like something?

They take an exception to it?

Exceptional post this one, no? Huh.

My Good Friend Mani

If a good friend of mine is named Mani, is it imperative that he be from Manipal? Think about it. Maybe this is as close as one can get to being Mangalored.

Language Of Deaf And Dumb Mathematicians,

What language would two deaf and dumb mathematicians communicate with each other in?

Sine Language.

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Scared, Really Scared Electronics Engineers

Would XORcist be the most horrifying movie for an electronics engineer? Maybe. Maybe not. Aw, that's even horrifying. Not being able to answer with a Yes or a No. Ah, Or is another gate again! Horrifying, definitely not. For this electronics engineer who's crossed the GATE.

Death Of A Comic Strip

When is a comic strip said to be dead?

When it loses its character.

Pleased to Mention, PJs Like This You Should Shun.

He shunned it the first time.
He shunned it the second time.
He shunned it the third time.
He shunned it the fourth time.
He shunned it the fifth time.
He shunned it the sixth time.
He shunned it the seventh time.
He shunned it the eighth time.
He shunned it the ninth time.
He shunned it the tenth time.

Why, but why did he shun?


Click here to know why

Because he was under tension.

If Rakhi Sawant Were Devegowda's Daughter

If Rakhi Sawant were Devegowda's daughter, what would her name be?

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Ragi Sawant.

PS. More on the Ragi Mudde and Shri Devegowda's love for it - here.

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If Krishna Were Chinese

If Krishna were Chinese, what would his favourite dish be?

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Gopi Manchurian.

John 36:100

Jesus Never Fails..............you know why???

Answer

He has grace.

iSuck

This was my friend Varun's status message on Gtalk :

even if Apple sucks, it will be called iSuck.

P.S : Its a original.