Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy

When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"

Food With Parents

If one is having food with parents, is an item containing Palak a must-have?

James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Mind Your Own Business

What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?

A shrinking business?!

Broken Arrow

It really is, isn't it?

Kanoon Mein Tumhaari Maa

How would a lady be related to you if she were to come up to you and say -

Kanoon mein main tumhaari maa lagti hoon?

She'd be your Mother-in-law!

Naidu Noodles From Andhra Pradesh

If people from Andhra Pradeh start making noodles, what will they be called?

Reddy To Eat Noodles?

Dalmiya Kuch Kaala Hai!

What did Shri Prakash Tiwari say after reading this news article?


Dalmiya arrested for fund embezzlement, gets bail

Dalmiya kuch kaala hai?

What Australians Wear?

Do the Australians wear Down Underwears? Just thinking.

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

What If Java Programmers Don't Like Something?

What do Java programmers do when they don't like something?

They take an exception to it?

Exceptional post this one, no? Huh.

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.

My Good Friend Mani

If a good friend of mine is named Mani, is it imperative that he be from Manipal? Think about it. Maybe this is as close as one can get to being Mangalored.

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?



















PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Language Of Deaf And Dumb Mathematicians,

What language would two deaf and dumb mathematicians communicate with each other in?

Sine Language.

Toilet For The Bald

When Shri Devegowda was the Prime Minister, he had commissioned a special project to build toilets for the bald. The innovative design for the toilets would make sure the ceiling of these toilets would be 78.5% leaky so that a drop of water would fall every 2.3 seconds on their heads. Now what would be the name of these special toilets?

Tak-loo?

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Diwali And Hindu-Muslim Unity

And for once, we're not joking. Seriously. In these seemingly troubled times, as a young thing would say - "Oh! there's still no World Peace yet, and do not even talk about poverty and hunger. Those malnourished kids from Africa they show on Discovery? Man, I couldn't even have my dinner that day", what is a heartening sign for us in India about Diwali?

That there's an Ali in Diwali!

Reading between the lines helps, no?

PS. The skipping dinner part, for the young thing, was anyway part of the diet regimen. So much for hunger and poverty. And World Peace. Huh.

Chained

Chain mails come in varied forms...but this one caught my attention.

Found in my orkut scrap book:

I lost my brand new Natraj HB pencil with a rubber attached.
The pencil costs Rs.3/. If u forward this msg I will get one
paisa from orkut. If you have heart and want to
help a poor child in need, plz fwd it to atleast
10 friends. Please don't neglect. Otherwise my mom will scold me.
If you forward it then your life will change for ever (u will get
one pack of sketch pens and an apsara non-dust eraser within 3 days).
Do NOT delete this message otherwise greek gods will get angry with you
and your life will be pencil-less forever.
Good Luck will come to you for wasting time

Curse of the Chaac

We have seen much rain and thunder these days in Surat.

Would it have something to do with the success of 'Chaac de India'? We wonder.

Lord Chaac, like all Gods, is sensitive about usage of his name. SRK & Co. shall repent in Mayan hell, where the Chaac sings 'Aashiq Banayaaa..' through his long pendulous nose.