Bollywood Actor - Ram's Best Friend

Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?

A: Arjun Rampal.

Om Shanti Om.

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

• Donald Fuck

• Uncle Screwed

• Sexpeare

• As You Lick It
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• A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream

• Merchants of Penis
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• Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)

• The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)

• Taming Of The Screw

• Julius Screwher

• You Two, Brutus?

• Much Do Do About Nothing

• Romeo And NotScrewedYet

• Calvin And Boobs

• Tittin

• Captain Cock
  

A Musical Sexercise

• Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)

• Chixy Dicks

• Rolling Groans
  

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Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?

Bachhda?

The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -

Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

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Add your awards as wel

Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

Sreesanth And His Shop

Sreesanth, on his retirement, opens a shop selling dance costumes. And with every purchase, one gets a free DVD of his performance after the sixer off Andre Nel. Huh. What will his name be then?

Freesanth

Maano Ya Na Maano

Now that Sanjay Dutt is in jail, away from his lady love, what song will he be heard singing in jail?

Dil Hai Ki Manyata Nahin.