Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy

When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"

His Dreams and Our Dreams

If all of us have dreams, does Micheal Phelps have wet dreams?

How Will Stock Brokers Celebrate?

How will stock brokers celebrate when the markets come up?

By giving a Dalal's treat to their friends?!

Dalmiya Kuch Kaala Hai!

What did Shri Prakash Tiwari say after reading this news article?


Dalmiya arrested for fund embezzlement, gets bail

Dalmiya kuch kaala hai?

And the oscar goes to

'Hung'ry Karnataka

Karnataka has a hung assembly. Karnataka's farmers are hanging themselves (to death not hanging out in a bar, they do it on neera( local liquor) but nevermind they are dying either way. That is what counts).

So what is the big deal in the both hanging themselves you wonder?
I just proved an age old indian saying 'yathha raaja tathaa prajaa' [ like the king so the subjects]

PS. You would be wondering why it is titled hungry ... actually I was like hungry while writing it :D so you know; empty stomach make stupid noises!

Pity Thy 'Pie'

There has always been confusion around the value of mathematical constant pi -  3.14 ,3.14159.


Not long  ago, the state of Indiana in the U.S. set the value to 3.


Now that's what we should call an AMERICAN PIE! Short and sweet. 



PS. Perhaps the Pais in Mangalore area in Karnataka will have an issue with it. Now that the value has been shortened!

PPS. Pi Day

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

Appy New Year

We wish all our (a handful fingerful?) readers an Appy New Year!

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?



















PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?

Bachhda?

The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -

Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

Dear Readers,

Add your awards as wel

Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

Diwali And Hindu-Muslim Unity

And for once, we're not joking. Seriously. In these seemingly troubled times, as a young thing would say - "Oh! there's still no World Peace yet, and do not even talk about poverty and hunger. Those malnourished kids from Africa they show on Discovery? Man, I couldn't even have my dinner that day", what is a heartening sign for us in India about Diwali?

That there's an Ali in Diwali!

Reading between the lines helps, no?

PS. The skipping dinner part, for the young thing, was anyway part of the diet regimen. So much for hunger and poverty. And World Peace. Huh.

Mian Musharraf And Media Gag

Now that General, President, Cricket Board Chief and the man in charge of everything that matters in Pakistan has imposed emegency, what will the proponents of free speech call him?

Hush-arraf?

Maano Ya Na Maano

Now that Sanjay Dutt is in jail, away from his lady love, what song will he be heard singing in jail?

Dil Hai Ki Manyata Nahin.

Dressing Down

Whatay dressing down this. Huh.

Cross-posted on Linkosarcoma.

Update: Aapnu Surat
and its repercussions

Chunari Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Absolutely wrong it is, when Jayanth says I want to become a filmmaker. I do not want to, I've already begun working as one. What better way to begin than arriving at possible names for the movie. Inspired by Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, here are the possible names -

Gaaya Chunari Se Raag

Ghusa Chunari Mein Naag

Plot, cast details, item songs, songs with the heroine dancing drenched in a white saree, rape scenes, props for songs - balls, balloons, flags, bikes are all open for your imagination. All suggestions are most welcome.

Hip Hop And Music From Other Body Parts

For this, Bangaloreans should mind their Black Eyed Peas and Queues.

Link: Mind One's P's and Q's

IT Is A Serious Matter

IT indeed is. When Gautam Gambhir's house is raided for tax evasion . For once run-out is good. Running out of such problems. While we're at IT, now will he have to pay through his nose after this - Himesh Comes Under The IT Scanner. I hope the scanner is safe and unsound. No one would want his sound.

Crossposted on Linkosarcoma.