Who Is A Brave Person?

What do you call a person who holds a rave party only a day after the police have raided a rave party?


B-rave.

Jai Kisan!

As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:

Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"

A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."

Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!

Jai Hind!
(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)
(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

• Donald Fuck

• Uncle Screwed

• Sexpeare

• As You Lick It
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• A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream

• Merchants of Penis
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• Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)

• The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)

• Taming Of The Screw

• Julius Screwher

• You Two, Brutus?

• Much Do Do About Nothing

• Romeo And NotScrewedYet

• Calvin And Boobs

• Tittin

• Captain Cock
  

A Musical Sexercise

• Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)

• Chixy Dicks

• Rolling Groans
  

Please contribute generously to this sexy cause.

Of R.E.M And The Right Frequency

Most of us have heard of the R.E.M song Everybody Hurts [ YouTube link] . Now how would an RJ with a sense of humour like ours(huh!) and some knowledge of radio introduce this song?

Everybody Hertz?

Michael Stipe would surely approve. Why then, would he compose this song - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

What If Java Programmers Don't Like Something?

What do Java programmers do when they don't like something?

They take an exception to it?

Exceptional post this one, no? Huh.

Pity Thy 'Pie'

There has always been confusion around the value of mathematical constant pi -  3.14 ,3.14159.


Not long  ago, the state of Indiana in the U.S. set the value to 3.


Now that's what we should call an AMERICAN PIE! Short and sweet. 



PS. Perhaps the Pais in Mangalore area in Karnataka will have an issue with it. Now that the value has been shortened!

PPS. Pi Day

Diamong Ring And Carbon Dating

If you propose to your beloved with a diamond ring on a date, would you call it Carbon Dating ?



PS. Beware! It also has a HALF LIFE !

PPS. Carbon Dating and Half Life. Beware again! These are highly active links.

Holy Cow!

What did the cow had to say when the cheese was stolen ?

Who 'moo'ed my cheese.

PS. OK people, if you weren't able to laugh, just saying cheese would've helped me :)

New Year Resolution

Let me begin with the usual greeting...are wahi, "Yappie New Year". Its one of those traditions common across the world that goes around this time of the year. It goes along with another such tradition, NEW YEAR RESOLUTION. Ok...best of luck with that.

Guess what is Bhopu's New Year resolution this time around.

1280 by 1024

Hmmm, I think you get the big picture.

A Rebel Mathematician

What would you call a rebel mathematician?

Rebel with a cos?

PS. All the signs and cosines here.

Appy New Year

We wish all our (a handful fingerful?) readers an Appy New Year!

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Scared, Really Scared Electronics Engineers

Would XORcist be the most horrifying movie for an electronics engineer? Maybe. Maybe not. Aw, that's even horrifying. Not being able to answer with a Yes or a No. Ah, Or is another gate again! Horrifying, definitely not. For this electronics engineer who's crossed the GATE.

Bankers, the interesting types

What did they call the nymphomaniac banker?

They called her a f---'ING Veshya'.

Heh! like she cares. She is out there selling selling herself to the bidders. TCS, Wipro, Infy, Capgemini are all in the race. And she seems to have an eye for wealthy Indians too.

India's Finest Astrologer

India's finest astrologer lives somewhere in Gujrat and his name is Shree Palm Mistry.

Curse of the Chaac

We have seen much rain and thunder these days in Surat.

Would it have something to do with the success of 'Chaac de India'? We wonder.

Lord Chaac, like all Gods, is sensitive about usage of his name. SRK & Co. shall repent in Mayan hell, where the Chaac sings 'Aashiq Banayaaa..' through his long pendulous nose.

Two Things About Crocodile Hunting

Why did the crocodile hunters end their hunt after they caught just one crocodile?

Because they thought two magarmach is too bad.

PS. Magarmach is crocodile in Hindi.
PPS. It's really overcast here, hence this post might not be in the best of the lights. Still, we'd like to dedicate this post to Shri Steve Irwin.

Calling all wannabe dads

Celina Jaitley has landed herself a new job. Its has got something to do with those pyramidal mammaries, is what I hear.



Anyway, we all know, from her previous splendid work, about her undying devotion to the roles she takes up. Rumours are that her overwhelming dedication to the new job, makes her want to become a 'Mummy'.

Anyone wanting to help her in this noble endeavour is requested to contact her soon, as the 'Openings' are limited..

Update: She has yet to come up with the right guy. There is still hope. Who could have guessed the drawbacks of winning sex appeal polls..

Tension At The Cow Slaughterhouse

What did the authorities do when it was tense at the cow slaughterhouse?


They beefed up the security.

The Apple On Newton's Head

The apple fell on Sir Newton's head.....















...and then he realised the gravity of the situation.