PJ ka title hota hai kya?

Me to Arindam (who's sporting a sprinkling of hair after going bald recently):
What goes on in ur head when u think?

Arindam starts thinking.

Me : Fuzzy logic!

GK Pjs

The below are originals from my kid sister(copied ad-verbatim), my other source of Pjs apart from CircusMouse.

which is the most slippery country?
-greece

which country has the most number of fish?
-finland!

how many cops does it take to screw a light bulb in?
-none because the lightbulb turned itself in!!

what is the difference between illegal and unlawful?
-unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird(ill-eagle)

Sardar 's Santro !

After the success of Santro xing, the hyndai people started a new car for the common sardar. Guess what was it called?


Santro Singh!!

P.S. :- Introducing 'Santro singh' with free mp3 player 'THE SANTRO THAT SING(H)S!!

Trigonometry

I just now found out that there is sin in trigonometry be cos there is a sec C tan in the figure!

P.S:- THE world is a 'sin C'ity! :(dirty mind :)

What If Java Programmers Don't Like Something?

What do Java programmers do when they don't like something?

They take an exception to it?

Exceptional post this one, no? Huh.

BOLLYWOOD HOLLYWOOD!

What is common to the movies DEVDAS and PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ?
Drunken heroes. o k there is something more to it..
I ll tell you a secret then :

Jack s'parro'w ('Jack' is 'paro')

'Hung'ry Karnataka

Karnataka has a hung assembly. Karnataka's farmers are hanging themselves (to death not hanging out in a bar, they do it on neera( local liquor) but nevermind they are dying either way. That is what counts).

So what is the big deal in the both hanging themselves you wonder?
I just proved an age old indian saying 'yathha raaja tathaa prajaa' [ like the king so the subjects]

PS. You would be wondering why it is titled hungry ... actually I was like hungry while writing it :D so you know; empty stomach make stupid noises!

Pity Thy 'Pie'

There has always been confusion around the value of mathematical constant pi -  3.14 ,3.14159.


Not long  ago, the state of Indiana in the U.S. set the value to 3.


Now that's what we should call an AMERICAN PIE! Short and sweet. 



PS. Perhaps the Pais in Mangalore area in Karnataka will have an issue with it. Now that the value has been shortened!

PPS. Pi Day

Diamong Ring And Carbon Dating

If you propose to your beloved with a diamond ring on a date, would you call it Carbon Dating ?



PS. Beware! It also has a HALF LIFE !

PPS. Carbon Dating and Half Life. Beware again! These are highly active links.

Holy Cow!

What did the cow had to say when the cheese was stolen ?

Who 'moo'ed my cheese.

PS. OK people, if you weren't able to laugh, just saying cheese would've helped me :)

What Is India? What Do They Say?

One of the best things about the internet, apart from the now-closed thirst-quenching site which sounded like Daisybaba and this wonderful blog, is the Urban Dictionary with contributions by wordly wise users across the world.

Ran a search on India on UD and the results offer some interesting insights into what the world thinks of India.

Fun India Definitions On Urban Dictionary

India

India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
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india

Where every company outsources our jobs to.

"Thank you for calling HP, please hold while we transfer you to a customer service representative."
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India

The country to which our white collar jobs are being shipped.

Don't blame the Republicans. The liberal twits planned to send our jobs there years ago, as part of the plan to lower our country to the same level as Chad.

If you want to talk to someone in India, just call tech support.

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india

A sub-standard or expedient delivery solution to a computer related production issue

Man that cartoon used to have mint illustration but lately its india as

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india

Where your computer was built. Also a good place to catch a tropical disease.

India is a high tech country with low-tech sanitation.

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india

It smells.

Ew, stinky stinky India.
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India

A country that worships cows instead of Mcdonald's.

For every McDonald’s created, there is a cow in India being worshiped.

A country that is strongly against child labour.

Where telemarketers are born.
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India

A place where people will do for $3.00 an hour a job an american won't do for $10.00

Dude #1:"Man, all those bastards from India are stealing all our jobs!"
Dude #2:"There's always McDonalds..."

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Aw, this is exaggerated, but demands attention.

India

A country whose population will be 90% male in a 100 years due to sex-selective infanticide.

The midwife came to the indian household and helped the wife give birth. After finding out the baby was a she, she turned it upside down, gave it a quick jerk, snapped its spinal column and declared it stillborn. The parents were relieved because now they don't have to pay dowry in 15 years time.

I don't hate India I am just horrified by this practice. I don't care if the economy is growing like mad, an all-male country with no females has no future.

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Now here's a definition that we're now so familiar with that we can even reel off the numbers in our sleep. Keep going, proud sons of Mother India on the internet.


India

A lot of definitions seem to arise from hate filled and jealous pakistanis.

India is longest living civilisation of the world--the civilisation which gave world's first university, mathematics and medicine--

Its coming up--watch out
20 years and it will be right on top.

12% of scientists in the US are Indians
38% of doctors(physicians, dentists, PhDs, etc) in America are Indian.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Bolo Bharat Mata ki...Jai. But what about Veeru?

PS. My contributions to the Urban Dictionary.

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.

Mathematical arguments

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

New Year Resolution

Let me begin with the usual greeting...are wahi, "Yappie New Year". Its one of those traditions common across the world that goes around this time of the year. It goes along with another such tradition, NEW YEAR RESOLUTION. Ok...best of luck with that.

Guess what is Bhopu's New Year resolution this time around.

1280 by 1024

Hmmm, I think you get the big picture.

A Rebel Mathematician

What would you call a rebel mathematician?

Rebel with a cos?

PS. All the signs and cosines here.