N.U.S. in his/her veins

Q: What do you call a proud alumni of National University of Singapore(NUS)?

A: Uske nus nus mein NUS hai!

After Bheja Fry

After having lunch (the bheja fry one) at the Blue Nile restaurant, we came out. Arindam's phone didnt have any balance left.

Arindam : Do you know where I can get an Idea recharge?

Me: I have no idea.

Bheja Fry

Arindam ( wolfing down bheja masala with roti) : Want to have some?

Me(looking at a brain segment in disgust): No thanks. I have a mental block.

Arindam: 'Mental' block?

Ms.VJ

Q: What would call a female MTV VJ?

A: Vijaya!!

How pjs are born

Arindam (looking down at a shirt which resembles a discarded tissue paper): Do I need to iron this shirt?

Me: I think you should.

Him: I cant. I am pressed for time.

Me, excited, with my pj radar extended all the way up: You said 'pressed' for time!

Him (probably expecting the wisecrack the moment he uttered the sentence and regretting his utterance deeply): ya, ya. I get it.


Me, about to hammer the final nail into his pj-irritated soul's coffin : How about this then - I was pressed for time so I didnt have time to press!

The dementors close in on him.

Bechara Nikhil

What would you say if Nikhil shot himself in the knee?

Knee-kill!

Another surdi joke

Bloody nikhil...just for the record, i had thought of this pj before u posted urs.

What do you call a sardar with an inside-out tummy?

Ab-surd!

PJ3 - La-ayan

What do u call it if 100 lions make their dens right next to each other?

Den-city!

PJ2 - Ass Far Ass It Can Go

What do u call a three legged donkey?

Ass-ymetrical

PJ1 - Monica Lewinsky's Blog

If monica lewinsky had kept a blog while in White House, how would she have labelled it?

Lay-bill!