Sunday, December 30, 2007

Appy New Year

We wish all our (a handful fingerful?) readers an Appy New Year!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.

According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Sunday, December 16, 2007

My Good Friend Mani

If a good friend of mine is named Mani, is it imperative that he be from Manipal? Think about it. Maybe this is as close as one can get to being Mangalored.

DATE palms, oil and terrorists!

What do you call an arabic cow?

A Milk Sheikh!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Isn't It Odd That It Is Even?

Isn't it strange that seven is actually an odd number?

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?

PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Language Of Deaf And Dumb Mathematicians,

What language would two deaf and dumb mathematicians communicate with each other in?

Sine Language.