Mahabharat Reloaded

Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?

A. Rakhi Sawant

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James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?



















PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?

Bachhda?

The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -

Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

Dear Readers,

Add your awards as wel

Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

Sreesanth And His Shop

Sreesanth, on his retirement, opens a shop selling dance costumes. And with every purchase, one gets a free DVD of his performance after the sixer off Andre Nel. Huh. What will his name be then?

Freesanth

Maano Ya Na Maano

Now that Sanjay Dutt is in jail, away from his lady love, what song will he be heard singing in jail?

Dil Hai Ki Manyata Nahin.

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Chunari Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Absolutely wrong it is, when Jayanth says I want to become a filmmaker. I do not want to, I've already begun working as one. What better way to begin than arriving at possible names for the movie. Inspired by Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, here are the possible names -

Gaaya Chunari Se Raag

Ghusa Chunari Mein Naag

Plot, cast details, item songs, songs with the heroine dancing drenched in a white saree, rape scenes, props for songs - balls, balloons, flags, bikes are all open for your imagination. All suggestions are most welcome.

Hip Hop And Music From Other Body Parts

For this, Bangaloreans should mind their Black Eyed Peas and Queues.

Link: Mind One's P's and Q's

IT Is A Serious Matter

IT indeed is. When Gautam Gambhir's house is raided for tax evasion . For once run-out is good. Running out of such problems. While we're at IT, now will he have to pay through his nose after this - Himesh Comes Under The IT Scanner. I hope the scanner is safe and unsound. No one would want his sound.

Crossposted on Linkosarcoma.

Be Warned - There Could A Hugh And Cry

Huh, oh sorry Hugh. Retired cricketer Warne denies romance with Jemima Khan.

Yana Gupta's Gandhi Jayanti

No, Yana Gupta hasn't changed her name to Jayanti Gandhi.

What song would Yana Gupta dance to, as a tribute to Gandhiji?

Bapuji Zara Dheere Chalo.

Tags: Bollywood, Yana Gupta, Gandhiji

If That Was BJP's RAM, This Is Mayawati's RAM

Kumari Mayawati has decided to give computers to the policemen she suspended. Sigh, they'll become sighber policemen now.

Reports are that she has decided to import all the components, except for the RAM for which the indigenously developed KanshiRAM will be used. It's a proud moment for us, Kumari Mayawati was quoted as saying, look how these communal forces are using their Ram to divide the county, we are using ours for the development of our state.

Where Has Hutch Gone?

What did Shri Purushottam Yashwantrao Deshpande wonder on the Hutch boards being replaced overnight everywhere by this new red thing?

Yeh Vodakaun!

For the photographic evidence that led to Shri Deshpande's wonder, connect to this number.

Ball By Ball Details

This is what happens when one looks too much into the details of the balls. Like Cricinfo did, for example.

The reporter Martin Williamson rambles on, exceeding the limits of irritation set by our geography teachers.

In the main, they perished playing ugly heaves and mows. The format calls for big hitting - Sri Lanka decided to go for reckless slogging. What followed was horrible.

Horrible, is what you will see below. Sri Lanka playing against Sri Lanka.



















Balls to Thanks to our dear all-knowing bandu for this tip. Balls or otherwise, we get our details right. We recently uncovered those of Dia Mirza and Celina Jaitley.