Swine flew!

Conversation with a certain 'pig' (you know who you are):

'Pig': How's life treating you?
Me: Just like it's treating you. I'm board to death.

L'appartement

Q. What do you call an apartment occupied by a prostitute?


A. A 'legs-apart-ment'

Jai Kisan!

As seen on the R-day/Dhoni special of NDTV's Jai Jawaan:

Q:"Agar koi jawaan kisi uljhan mein fans jaaye to use kiske paas jaana chahiye?"

A:"Kisaan ke paas, kyunki uske paas 'hul' hota hai."

Wow! Some of the black cat commandos think just like apna-Nick :) Happy B'day dude!

Jai Hind!
(hehe... Now that sounds like JLo's backside :P)
(Note to self: I have started thinking like Dobby)

Master Harry Potter?

Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know the Dobby will understand.



Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?

A. Iyengar


(go figure)

Is Sam Sung the Recincarnation of Sam Singh?

Really, is it?

Frito not! Help is here!

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

PJ ka title hota hai kya?

Me to Arindam (who's sporting a sprinkling of hair after going bald recently):
What goes on in ur head when u think?

Arindam starts thinking.

Me : Fuzzy logic!

GK Pjs

The below are originals from my kid sister(copied ad-verbatim), my other source of Pjs apart from CircusMouse.

which is the most slippery country?
-greece

which country has the most number of fish?
-finland!

how many cops does it take to screw a light bulb in?
-none because the lightbulb turned itself in!!

what is the difference between illegal and unlawful?
-unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird(ill-eagle)

What If Java Programmers Don't Like Something?

What do Java programmers do when they don't like something?

They take an exception to it?

Exceptional post this one, no? Huh.

Pity Thy 'Pie'

There has always been confusion around the value of mathematical constant pi -  3.14 ,3.14159.


Not long  ago, the state of Indiana in the U.S. set the value to 3.


Now that's what we should call an AMERICAN PIE! Short and sweet. 



PS. Perhaps the Pais in Mangalore area in Karnataka will have an issue with it. Now that the value has been shortened!

PPS. Pi Day

Diamong Ring And Carbon Dating

If you propose to your beloved with a diamond ring on a date, would you call it Carbon Dating ?



PS. Beware! It also has a HALF LIFE !

PPS. Carbon Dating and Half Life. Beware again! These are highly active links.

Holy Cow!

What did the cow had to say when the cheese was stolen ?

Who 'moo'ed my cheese.

PS. OK people, if you weren't able to laugh, just saying cheese would've helped me :)

Shall we tell the Vice President?

What is the similarity between watching the documentary, 'An Inconvenient Truth', and being a Matador?


You run the risk of being Gored to death

Powar out of Power

After the ODI World Cup finals awards ceremony, the Aussies shoved Sharad Powar out of the podium. What would you term this ignominy?


‘Powar Play’ed

Zzzzz Mr. Bean

What do you call him when Rowan Atkinson is sleeping?



Soya Bean :)

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Scared, Really Scared Electronics Engineers

Would XORcist be the most horrifying movie for an electronics engineer? Maybe. Maybe not. Aw, that's even horrifying. Not being able to answer with a Yes or a No. Ah, Or is another gate again! Horrifying, definitely not. For this electronics engineer who's crossed the GATE.

Hips don't lie

After we covered the assets of Celina Jaitley and Dia Mirza, we did the natural thing.





We wondered, why Rakhi Sawant rolled her 'arse'?

After much investigation, we find it's...
...because her American accent trainer told her to roll her 'R's.

Well, can't blame her for trying to improve! We wish her all the best.

Bankers, the interesting types

What did they call the nymphomaniac banker?

They called her a f---'ING Veshya'.

Heh! like she cares. She is out there selling selling herself to the bidders. TCS, Wipro, Infy, Capgemini are all in the race. And she seems to have an eye for wealthy Indians too.

N.U.S. in his/her veins

Q: What do you call a proud alumni of National University of Singapore(NUS)?

A: Uske nus nus mein NUS hai!