Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Wednesday, February 20, 2008


I thought this can be the name on a 'Sandles for girls' ad :


Monday, February 18, 2008

Mode of saying!

My friend Vijay (Google employee!)'s gtalk status message:

he was so mean to say u were average!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

Friday, February 8, 2008

Monkey Tales

Behind every successful man there is.......

A monkey!!!

And behind a monkey there is a tail! :)

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

DO's and DONT'S

What did the Dodo have to say to the rapist?


P.S. Birds don't cry ..... they fly!

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

  • Donald Fuck
  • Uncle Screwed
  • Sexpeare
  • As You Lick It

  • A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream
  • Merchants of Penis

  • Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)
  • The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)
  • Taming Of The Screw
  • Julius Screwher
  • You Two, Brutus?
  • Much Do Do About Nothing
  • Romeo And NotScrewedYet

  • Calvin And Boobs
  • Tittin
  • Captain Cock

A Musical Sexercise

  • Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)
  • Chixy Dicks
  • Rolling Groans
Please contribute generously to this sexy cause.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Shit happens!

What is the study of Anus called?


P.S. Shit happens from here!! :)

Of R.E.M And The Right Frequency

Most of us have heard of the R.E.M song Everybody Hurts [ YouTube link] . Now how would an RJ with a sense of humour like ours(huh!) and some knowledge of radio introduce this song?

Everybody Hertz?

Michael Stipe
would surely approve. Why then, would he compose this song - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

Friday, February 1, 2008


What did the World Bank had to say for the money India borrowed from it?

Check De INDIA!

P.S. I think one day Bollywood will clear India's debts. :)