Dalmiya Kuch Kaala Hai!

What did Shri Prakash Tiwari say after reading this news article?


Dalmiya arrested for fund embezzlement, gets bail

Dalmiya kuch kaala hai?

And the oscar goes to

Sreesanth And His Shop

Sreesanth, on his retirement, opens a shop selling dance costumes. And with every purchase, one gets a free DVD of his performance after the sixer off Andre Nel. Huh. What will his name be then?

Freesanth

Powar out of Power

After the ODI World Cup finals awards ceremony, the Aussies shoved Sharad Powar out of the podium. What would you term this ignominy?


‘Powar Play’ed

Of Mice and Men: The Stuarts-- Little and Broad

Stuart Little has been made into a Broadway play.

Logically, (and especially so in this blog), what happens next?


Stuart Broad in a Broadway of course. The crack of the willow hitting the leather for six consecutive sixes was the sweetest sound that around a billion Indians have heard in a long time.



Bakwas, I know. Just shaking off the rust.

IT Is A Serious Matter

IT indeed is. When Gautam Gambhir's house is raided for tax evasion . For once run-out is good. Running out of such problems. While we're at IT, now will he have to pay through his nose after this - Himesh Comes Under The IT Scanner. I hope the scanner is safe and unsound. No one would want his sound.

Crossposted on Linkosarcoma.

Sreesanth and the taste of India

I am a fan of Amul, as are most of us here. They have this way of coming up with deliciously funny hoardings, they call topicals.

Acting how he does, Sreesanth was bound to get some screen time from them.




After praising his dancing skills (after the six against South Africa)...









...Amul now, tells him to stay calm!





Though many would agree with Amul, they would also accept that this report goes over the top(much like Sree himself), when it says this!

"If Andrew Symonds wasn't such a gentle fellow, India's Shanthakumaran Sreesanth's nose would probably be plastered all over his leering face.

The Hindu and occasionally Christian bowler can thank all his gods that the secular Queenslander is a man of peace and tranquility."

In other news, he is writing songs, acting in music videos and is being offered movies. "After that, if I have time I will practise bowling", he says. Ok, I made up the last line.

Be Warned - There Could A Hugh And Cry

Huh, oh sorry Hugh. Retired cricketer Warne denies romance with Jemima Khan.

Twinty20!

Overheard here, there and somewhere after India's victory in the finals of the Twenty20 World Cup.

Jog Falls to be renamed to Jogi Falls for a day in honour of Joginder Sharma.

50% discount on all Uthappas across the country.*

*Offer valid only till India keeps winning.

Adam Gilchrist's Alternate Profession

If he were not a cricketer, which other sport would Adam Gilchrist play?

Gilli Danda

Ball By Ball Details

This is what happens when one looks too much into the details of the balls. Like Cricinfo did, for example.

The reporter Martin Williamson rambles on, exceeding the limits of irritation set by our geography teachers.

In the main, they perished playing ugly heaves and mows. The format calls for big hitting - Sri Lanka decided to go for reckless slogging. What followed was horrible.

Horrible, is what you will see below. Sri Lanka playing against Sri Lanka.



















Balls to Thanks to our dear all-knowing bandu for this tip. Balls or otherwise, we get our details right. We recently uncovered those of Dia Mirza and Celina Jaitley.

Robin Utthappa's Name Change

What will now Robin Utthappa's name be, after he robbed England of a victory in the Wednesday match?



Robwin Uthhappa

Why Mayawati Should Play Cricket?

Because India loses again against England and CNN-IBN tells us this -

Mayawati slams century, village bats for Behenji.


Wow, such powerful player she must be, with an entire village batting for her. Would be fun, Mayawati at the presentation cermony on how her team demolished the opponents. Wait, hasn't that happened already? We call that the Oath Taking Ceremony in India, no?

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel Part 3

Dear CNN-IBN,

Please spare us small town India people. We don't want to become hip and happening. And please do not use is twice in the same line you mention about us. And what stupid drama is this? Dhoni became the Captain because he plays good cricket and not because he is from Ranchi.