Bollywood Actor - Ram's Best Friend

Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?

A: Arjun Rampal.

Om Shanti Om.

James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Sarkar Raj In Kannada

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?



















PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?

Bachhda?

The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -

Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

Dear Readers,

Add your awards as wel

Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

Maano Ya Na Maano

Now that Sanjay Dutt is in jail, away from his lady love, what song will he be heard singing in jail?

Dil Hai Ki Manyata Nahin.

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Chunari Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Absolutely wrong it is, when Jayanth says I want to become a filmmaker. I do not want to, I've already begun working as one. What better way to begin than arriving at possible names for the movie. Inspired by Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, here are the possible names -

Gaaya Chunari Se Raag

Ghusa Chunari Mein Naag

Plot, cast details, item songs, songs with the heroine dancing drenched in a white saree, rape scenes, props for songs - balls, balloons, flags, bikes are all open for your imagination. All suggestions are most welcome.

Hips don't lie

After we covered the assets of Celina Jaitley and Dia Mirza, we did the natural thing.





We wondered, why Rakhi Sawant rolled her 'arse'?

After much investigation, we find it's...
...because her American accent trainer told her to roll her 'R's.

Well, can't blame her for trying to improve! We wish her all the best.

Laaga Chunri me Aag

A lot of people have been changing professions of late. And everyone wants to become a film maker somehow (No reference to Nikhil).

Some movies which could possibly be made by "non star sons/ daughters"

Your Cigarettewala's movie:

Dhuaan. The Fog.

Your Paanwaala's movie:

Supari. The killer.

Your Driver's movie:

Sadak pe gaadi. Ladki ki saadi.

Your Firefighter's movie:

Laga Chunri me aag

Your Autowalla's movie:

Nau rupaiya Bhada. Payssinger itna Jada

GNM's Movie:

Jung

Your 'blue' taxi drivers movie:

Pati Patni aur Whore

Yana Gupta's Gandhi Jayanti

No, Yana Gupta hasn't changed her name to Jayanti Gandhi.

What song would Yana Gupta dance to, as a tribute to Gandhiji?

Bapuji Zara Dheere Chalo.

Tags: Bollywood, Yana Gupta, Gandhiji

Not Only Butt Also

Rohit Roy dared to pinch Dia Mirza's butt.

PS. Nice nice. Maybe he should join the Indian Cricket Team as pinch-hitter. Looks like structures of Bollywood actresses are becoming objects our attention. See our previous post on Celina Jaitley's pyramidal mammaries.

PPS. Will Rohit Roy become the butt of all jokes now? But isn't that reserved for Mahesh Bhatt and his interviews?

Buffaloes Of Mumbai Sing

Buffaloes of Mumbai sing which song?

In the Mumbai, all over India, we are the bhains, we are the bhains.

PS. Inspired by Ganpat from Shootout At Lokhandwala. Replace the bhais with bhains. Such fun it is. Never mind the movie, two songs from the movie more than make up for the waste. Aakhri Alvida and Ganpat.



PPS. I know, I know. Every single tune from Aakhri Alvida is lifted from Clocks. They are Strings, and they've done a good job, the lift notwithstanding.

Calling all wannabe dads

Celina Jaitley has landed herself a new job. Its has got something to do with those pyramidal mammaries, is what I hear.



Anyway, we all know, from her previous splendid work, about her undying devotion to the roles she takes up. Rumours are that her overwhelming dedication to the new job, makes her want to become a 'Mummy'.

Anyone wanting to help her in this noble endeavour is requested to contact her soon, as the 'Openings' are limited..

Update: She has yet to come up with the right guy. There is still hope. Who could have guessed the drawbacks of winning sex appeal polls..

This One Tickles The Funny Bone, Definitely.

CNN-IBN calls him Sanja Dutt . Thanks CNN-IBN, it is such fun.

Vidya Balan's Restaurant

Q: If Vidya Balan opens a restaurant, what will it be named?













A: Balan's Balance.