Saturday, March 29, 2008

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Dalmiya Kuch Kaala Hai!

What did Shri Prakash Tiwari say after reading this news article?


Dalmiya arrested for fund embezzlement, gets bail




Dalmiya kuch kaala hai?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

If dominos made condoms!

How would dominos advertise its condoms?



HORNY KYA?


p.s. 30mins nahi toh free??

Thursday, March 20, 2008

T R I A ( right and wrong!)

Just wondering can we ask a girl to strip naked under the RIGHT TO INFORMATION ACT?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Favourite Band Of Internet People

Favourite band of internet people is Broadband, isn't it?

TOY STORY ( Reader descretion advised)!

This is a story of
Mr DIck and Sword.

Mr Dick : Pen(is) naughtier than the sword !
Mr Dick(excited now stands up!) : Pen(is) mightier than the sword!
Sword : Sword cuts pen(i)s!
End of story.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

What Australians Wear?

Do the Australians wear Down Underwears? Just thinking.

Friday, March 7, 2008

LINGUA LAAL!

After our english IMS class (for cat) we (some jobless ppl) decided on some lingos in hindi for general categorization!

Mein bahut hi seedha saadha ladka hoon. (read : I AM STRAIGHT!)
Mein bahut khush hoon. (read : I AM GAY)
Mein kam behen hoon. (read : I AM LESSBEN)

P.S. I figured out the full form of ims atleast. (I M S = I M STRAIGHT!)

Saturday, March 1, 2008

PEER PRESSURE!

What exactly do you do when you are under peer pressure?

YOU PEE!