Bollywood Actor - Ram's Best Friend

Q: Which Bollywood actor is Ram's best friend?

A: Arjun Rampal.

Om Shanti Om.

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy

When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"

Is Sam Sung the Recincarnation of Sam Singh?

Really, is it?

His Dreams and Our Dreams

If all of us have dreams, does Micheal Phelps have wet dreams?

Food With Parents

If one is having food with parents, is an item containing Palak a must-have?

How Will Stock Brokers Celebrate?

How will stock brokers celebrate when the markets come up?

By giving a Dalal's treat to their friends?!

James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Mind Your Own Business

What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?

A shrinking business?!

Sarkar Raj In Kannada

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?

Broken Arrow

It really is, isn't it?

Kanoon Mein Tumhaari Maa

How would a lady be related to you if she were to come up to you and say -

Kanoon mein main tumhaari maa lagti hoon?

She'd be your Mother-in-law!

Naidu Noodles From Andhra Pradesh

If people from Andhra Pradeh start making noodles, what will they be called?

Reddy To Eat Noodles?

Dalmiya Kuch Kaala Hai!

What did Shri Prakash Tiwari say after reading this news article?


Dalmiya arrested for fund embezzlement, gets bail

Dalmiya kuch kaala hai?

Favourite Band Of Internet People

Favourite band of internet people is Broadband, isn't it?

What Australians Wear?

Do the Australians wear Down Underwears? Just thinking.

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

• Donald Fuck

• Uncle Screwed

• Sexpeare

• As You Lick It
• 
  
• A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream

• Merchants of Penis
• 
  
• Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)

• The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)

• Taming Of The Screw

• Julius Screwher

• You Two, Brutus?

• Much Do Do About Nothing

• Romeo And NotScrewedYet

• Calvin And Boobs

• Tittin

• Captain Cock
  

A Musical Sexercise

• Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)

• Chixy Dicks

• Rolling Groans
  

Please contribute generously to this sexy cause.

Of R.E.M And The Right Frequency

Most of us have heard of the R.E.M song Everybody Hurts [ YouTube link] . Now how would an RJ with a sense of humour like ours(huh!) and some knowledge of radio introduce this song?

Everybody Hertz?

Michael Stipe would surely approve. Why then, would he compose this song - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

What Is India? What Do They Say?

One of the best things about the internet, apart from the now-closed thirst-quenching site which sounded like Daisybaba and this wonderful blog, is the Urban Dictionary with contributions by wordly wise users across the world.

Ran a search on India on UD and the results offer some interesting insights into what the world thinks of India.

Fun India Definitions On Urban Dictionary

India

India is a country.

Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
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india

Where every company outsources our jobs to.

"Thank you for calling HP, please hold while we transfer you to a customer service representative."
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India

The country to which our white collar jobs are being shipped.

Don't blame the Republicans. The liberal twits planned to send our jobs there years ago, as part of the plan to lower our country to the same level as Chad.

If you want to talk to someone in India, just call tech support.

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india

A sub-standard or expedient delivery solution to a computer related production issue

Man that cartoon used to have mint illustration but lately its india as

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india

Where your computer was built. Also a good place to catch a tropical disease.

India is a high tech country with low-tech sanitation.

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india

It smells.

Ew, stinky stinky India.
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India

A country that worships cows instead of Mcdonald's.

For every McDonald’s created, there is a cow in India being worshiped.

A country that is strongly against child labour.

Where telemarketers are born.
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India

A place where people will do for $3.00 an hour a job an american won't do for $10.00

Dude #1:"Man, all those bastards from India are stealing all our jobs!"
Dude #2:"There's always McDonalds..."

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Aw, this is exaggerated, but demands attention.

India

A country whose population will be 90% male in a 100 years due to sex-selective infanticide.

The midwife came to the indian household and helped the wife give birth. After finding out the baby was a she, she turned it upside down, gave it a quick jerk, snapped its spinal column and declared it stillborn. The parents were relieved because now they don't have to pay dowry in 15 years time.

I don't hate India I am just horrified by this practice. I don't care if the economy is growing like mad, an all-male country with no females has no future.

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Now here's a definition that we're now so familiar with that we can even reel off the numbers in our sleep. Keep going, proud sons of Mother India on the internet.


India

A lot of definitions seem to arise from hate filled and jealous pakistanis.

India is longest living civilisation of the world--the civilisation which gave world's first university, mathematics and medicine--

Its coming up--watch out
20 years and it will be right on top.

12% of scientists in the US are Indians
38% of doctors(physicians, dentists, PhDs, etc) in America are Indian.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

Bolo Bharat Mata ki...Jai. But what about Veeru?

PS. My contributions to the Urban Dictionary.

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.