Kanoon Mein Tumhaari Maa

How would a lady be related to you if she were to come up to you and say -

Kanoon mein main tumhaari maa lagti hoon?

She'd be your Mother-in-law!

Oh Brother

Found on an orkut profile:

Cuisines: One Brother

Mystifying Bill

One of my friend had recently gone to Surat.

His hotel bill had the following item which left him totally confused


3 Paints (Wosing): Rs 45




On enquiry it turned out he had given 3 pants for laundary.