Dr. Manmohan Singh's Telecom Policy

When asked about his govt's 3G policy, Dr. Manmohan Singh replied,"Why 3G? Isn't 2G enough? Don't we already have Sonia G and Rahul G?"

'Hung'ry Karnataka

Karnataka has a hung assembly. Karnataka's farmers are hanging themselves (to death not hanging out in a bar, they do it on neera( local liquor) but nevermind they are dying either way. That is what counts).

So what is the big deal in the both hanging themselves you wonder?
I just proved an age old indian saying 'yathha raaja tathaa prajaa' [ like the king so the subjects]

PS. You would be wondering why it is titled hungry ... actually I was like hungry while writing it :D so you know; empty stomach make stupid noises!

Toilet For The Bald

When Shri Devegowda was the Prime Minister, he had commissioned a special project to build toilets for the bald. The innovative design for the toilets would make sure the ceiling of these toilets would be 78.5% leaky so that a drop of water would fall every 2.3 seconds on their heads. Now what would be the name of these special toilets?

Tak-loo?

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

If That Was BJP's RAM, This Is Mayawati's RAM

Kumari Mayawati has decided to give computers to the policemen she suspended. Sigh, they'll become sighber policemen now.

Reports are that she has decided to import all the components, except for the RAM for which the indigenously developed KanshiRAM will be used. It's a proud moment for us, Kumari Mayawati was quoted as saying, look how these communal forces are using their Ram to divide the county, we are using ours for the development of our state.

Ram Naam Bakwaas Hai

Bad times these, for Rams. Be it Ram Gopal Varma being panned for the Aag in Urmila's huge belly or Lord Ram himself, whose (imaginary?) Bridge Over Troubled Water is running into some rough weather.










When these people talk about reservations and building bridges, I believe that they're talking about train reservations and building bridges damaged due to floods. How naïve, it's time I woke up!

Why Are We Left Stranded?

What is Dr. Manmohan saying to Shrimata Shrimati Sonia Gandhi?

Wouldn't it be great if they just Left us alone?

Su Che

A tribute to the two great personalities. One, a communist who is now seen on all possible consumer products. Could anything get more capitalist? Read more here. Another one, battles on.

This is also a tribute to our dear Canteen Quiz Club at NIT, Surat- Su Che Ché and a larger tribute to the Holy Godmother who blessed us all. Hail! the Holy Godmother.

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If Rakhi Sawant Were Devegowda's Daughter

If Rakhi Sawant were Devegowda's daughter, what would her name be?

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Ragi Sawant.

PS. More on the Ragi Mudde and Shri Devegowda's love for it - here.

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Why Mayawati Should Play Cricket?

Because India loses again against England and CNN-IBN tells us this -

Mayawati slams century, village bats for Behenji.


Wow, such powerful player she must be, with an entire village batting for her. Would be fun, Mayawati at the presentation cermony on how her team demolished the opponents. Wait, hasn't that happened already? We call that the Oath Taking Ceremony in India, no?

If Krishna Were Chinese

If Krishna were Chinese, what would his favourite dish be?

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Gopi Manchurian.

Jailed again?

What would you get if Pratibha Patil filed an FIR against Paris and Nicole for indecent exposure?


--A Presidential Suit(e) at the Hiltons.

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel Part 2

See, it is not without reason that we called CNN-IBN India's Best Entertainment Channel in our earlier post. Looks like a maiden at CNN-IBN has been bowled over so much by Kapil Dev that she replaced Shri Kapil Sibal's photo with that of Kapil Dev.

What do you say? A super bouncer this one or a good catch by us?

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel

Absolutely. At least their Blogs section is. First Anuradha Sengupta entertained us and infuriated a lot with her Sivaji - The Boss Of Crap post. Stung by the reaction, she comes up with the Life After Sivaji post. Reactions also come in the form of Orkut communities like Anuradha Sengupta - The Pig and Anuradha Sengupta Sucks. She also has a cartoon done in her name. Click on the image for the enlarged view.


The Sivaji controversy seems to be following her to her new blog as well. The comments on the posts there, again, are very entertaining.

Now, Sagarika Ghosh in her latest post - Shshsh ...Muslim! says, referring to the recent court cases involving Muslims in India and abroad -

Soon India's jails will be choc-a-block with Muslims.

Thanks for the entertainment, CNN-IBN.