Mahabharat Reloaded

Q. What do you call a woman who has five husbands?

A. Rakhi Sawant

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Sarkar Raj In Kannada

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

Of R.E.M And The Right Frequency

Most of us have heard of the R.E.M song Everybody Hurts [ YouTube link] . Now how would an RJ with a sense of humour like ours(huh!) and some knowledge of radio introduce this song?

Everybody Hertz?

Michael Stipe would surely approve. Why then, would he compose this song - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

The Essential Rakhi Sawant Quiz

• When was Rakhi Sawant born?
  
• On Raksha Bandhan day

• Which is Rakhi Sawant's favourite movie?
  
• Ab Tak Chhappan. Why? Because the director is Vishram Sawant.

• Why does Rakhi Sawant not want to go the Arab States?
• Because there are oil rigs there and she doesn't like rigging.
  

• Why did Rakhi Sawant meet Dawood Ibrahim?
  
• Because she also wanted to go to Big Brother(Bada Bhai) like Shilpa Shetty.

Saala, Bhansali!

One would perhaps say that on this news. Wah Sanjaybhai! Aap ki Leela apaar hai!

Madhuri's Halwa

Madhuri's Laddoos would have perhaps been a more appropriate cheesy title for this post.

Anyway, we have now seen the back of Madhuri - her back in the movie poster and she possibly going back to being the second most beautiful mom in the world. The first of course, is Britney Spears.





























According to reports, and not Madhuri's pregnancy reports, Madhuri is contemplating on opening a sweet shop. So sweet, na? And reports also say that the shop will have an official soundtrack to which the entire Aaja Nachle team is being roped in for the video. They hope to make some money out of this at least. Not from the music or the video, but from the sale of sweets.

Now what would the top song from the sweet album?

Show Me Your Halwa?

Chandler Goes Missing

Chandler suddenly goes missing and Marta Kauffman and co. decide to make a Bollywood movie with the remaining actors in memory of Chandler. What is the name of the movie?

Khoya Khoya Chand(ler)?



















PS. Khoya Khoya Chand

Dr. Manmohan Singh's Om Shanti Om

If Dr. Singh were to dance to get rid of the pain in his Left foot, which one would it be?

Sard-E-Disco

Abhishake It Baby

Now that Abhishek Bachchan-Rai and Aishwarya Rai-Bachchan are running from temple pillar to dargah post for their rumoured yet to be born(or not being born?) child, what should the name of the Jr. Bachchan Jr. be?

Bachhda?

The rediff discussion boards are source of immense amusement. All posts and replies from this one are so very profound. Sample this -

Ash-Abhi : Most eligible flop jodi in India
Amar Singh : Most eligible Tail in the world

Aur Abhishek - Sheikh banke isee dargah ke saamne phool bejne ka waqt aur door nahin....

Dear Readers,

Add your awards as wel

Add, the readers did. Head to the discussion boards for more fun. Boarded that bus, eh?

If Mice Were Aunts

What will you call your aunt if she is a mouse?

Mousie?

PS. Knowledge - How to Tell if a Mouse Is Male or Female?

PPS. More Knowledge - Shabnam Mousi

Shabnam Mousi is a campy, action-packed Bollywood film about a kickass Indian hijra who, after being falsely accused of her adoptive mother's murder, goes on the run. Saving young girls and battling slimy villains, she uses song, dance, martial arts and a sly wit to fight her way to the top...of Parliament! Did we mention this is an actual person? Shabnam Mousi, now well-known in her country, was the first hijra to run for political office in India. Here, her life and fight for self-determination are given a full Bollywood makeover, complete with hilarious fight scenes, singing assassins and melodramatic village dance numbers. While the story does stall occasionally, the film's madcap delivery and Shabnam Mousi's fierce rise to power will leave you cheering in the aisles.

PPPS. Kickass Indian Hijras. My foot! No, their feet. Suffering at their hands is suffering enough. Why their feet? Nah baba nah!

Chunari Ke Neeche Kya Hai?

Absolutely wrong it is, when Jayanth says I want to become a filmmaker. I do not want to, I've already begun working as one. What better way to begin than arriving at possible names for the movie. Inspired by Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, here are the possible names -

Gaaya Chunari Se Raag

Ghusa Chunari Mein Naag

Plot, cast details, item songs, songs with the heroine dancing drenched in a white saree, rape scenes, props for songs - balls, balloons, flags, bikes are all open for your imagination. All suggestions are most welcome.

Scared, Really Scared Electronics Engineers

Would XORcist be the most horrifying movie for an electronics engineer? Maybe. Maybe not. Aw, that's even horrifying. Not being able to answer with a Yes or a No. Ah, Or is another gate again! Horrifying, definitely not. For this electronics engineer who's crossed the GATE.

Hip Hop And Music From Other Body Parts

For this, Bangaloreans should mind their Black Eyed Peas and Queues.

Link: Mind One's P's and Q's

IT Is A Serious Matter

IT indeed is. When Gautam Gambhir's house is raided for tax evasion . For once run-out is good. Running out of such problems. While we're at IT, now will he have to pay through his nose after this - Himesh Comes Under The IT Scanner. I hope the scanner is safe and unsound. No one would want his sound.

Crossposted on Linkosarcoma.

Be Warned - There Could A Hugh And Cry

Huh, oh sorry Hugh. Retired cricketer Warne denies romance with Jemima Khan.

Ball By Ball Details

This is what happens when one looks too much into the details of the balls. Like Cricinfo did, for example.

The reporter Martin Williamson rambles on, exceeding the limits of irritation set by our geography teachers.

In the main, they perished playing ugly heaves and mows. The format calls for big hitting - Sri Lanka decided to go for reckless slogging. What followed was horrible.

Horrible, is what you will see below. Sri Lanka playing against Sri Lanka.



















Balls to Thanks to our dear all-knowing bandu for this tip. Balls or otherwise, we get our details right. We recently uncovered those of Dia Mirza and Celina Jaitley.

Ram Naam Bakwaas Hai

Bad times these, for Rams. Be it Ram Gopal Varma being panned for the Aag in Urmila's huge belly or Lord Ram himself, whose (imaginary?) Bridge Over Troubled Water is running into some rough weather.










When these people talk about reservations and building bridges, I believe that they're talking about train reservations and building bridges damaged due to floods. How naïve, it's time I woke up!

Buffaloes Of Mumbai Sing

Buffaloes of Mumbai sing which song?

In the Mumbai, all over India, we are the bhains, we are the bhains.

PS. Inspired by Ganpat from Shootout At Lokhandwala. Replace the bhais with bhains. Such fun it is. Never mind the movie, two songs from the movie more than make up for the waste. Aakhri Alvida and Ganpat.



PPS. I know, I know. Every single tune from Aakhri Alvida is lifted from Clocks. They are Strings, and they've done a good job, the lift notwithstanding.

This One Tickles The Funny Bone, Definitely.

CNN-IBN calls him Sanja Dutt . Thanks CNN-IBN, it is such fun.