Master Harry Potter?

Warning: Twisted joke. Only those who know the Dobby will understand.



Q. What do you call an angry Dobby?

A. Iyengar


(go figure)

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

• Donald Fuck

• Uncle Screwed

• Sexpeare

• As You Lick It
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• A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream

• Merchants of Penis
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• Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)

• The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)

• Taming Of The Screw

• Julius Screwher

• You Two, Brutus?

• Much Do Do About Nothing

• Romeo And NotScrewedYet

• Calvin And Boobs

• Tittin

• Captain Cock
  

A Musical Sexercise

• Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)

• Chixy Dicks

• Rolling Groans
  

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