And the oscar goes to

ADVERSETISEMENT

I thought this can be the name on a 'Sandles for girls' ad :



THINK BEFORE YOU WINK!

Mode of saying!

My friend Vijay (Google employee!)'s gtalk status message:

he was so mean to say u were average!

Hrithik Lotion And Sania Pizza

Hrithik Lotion and Sania Pizza would make wonderful brand names, no? Just thinking.

Monkey Tales

Behind every successful man there is.......

A monkey!!!


And behind a monkey there is a tail! :)

DO's and DONT'S

What did the Dodo have to say to the rapist?


DOnt'DO'!

P.S. Birds don't cry ..... they fly!

The Sexhaustive List

All of this is purely on a sexistential level. And if it leaves you sexasperated, we're all the more glad. That sexactly our purpose. Hail God! He'll be proud of us.

• Donald Fuck

• Uncle Screwed

• Sexpeare

• As You Lick It
• 
  
• A Midsummer Wet Night's Dream

• Merchants of Penis
• 
  
• Charles Dickens wrote Hard Times (Old, but still)

• The Rape of Lucrece (Now, this is a work by Shakespeare)

• Taming Of The Screw

• Julius Screwher

• You Two, Brutus?

• Much Do Do About Nothing

• Romeo And NotScrewedYet

• Calvin And Boobs

• Tittin

• Captain Cock
  

A Musical Sexercise

• Sex Pistols(They're a band, but still)

• Chixy Dicks

• Rolling Groans
  

Please contribute generously to this sexy cause.

Shit happens!

What is the study of Anus called?


Analogy!!

P.S. Shit happens from here!! :)

Of R.E.M And The Right Frequency

Most of us have heard of the R.E.M song Everybody Hurts [ YouTube link] . Now how would an RJ with a sense of humour like ours(huh!) and some knowledge of radio introduce this song?

Everybody Hertz?

Michael Stipe would surely approve. Why then, would he compose this song - What's the Frequency, Kenneth?

CHUCK THIS!

What did the World Bank had to say for the money India borrowed from it?

Check De INDIA!

P.S. I think one day Bollywood will clear India's debts. :)