How Will Stock Brokers Celebrate?

How will stock brokers celebrate when the markets come up?

By giving a Dalal's treat to their friends?!

James Blunt Is Aishwarya Rai's Brother

If James Blunt were Aishwarya Rai's brother, would he be called James Bunt?

Frito not! Help is here!

1. If the Dalai Lama loves Lays, what would you call him?

-- A 'Chip Monk'

2. If you ate one of these that the Dalai Lama has bought, what would you be taking?

-- A chip off the 'Old Monk'

Mind Your Own Business

What would one call a psychiatrist's business if he is not doing well?

A shrinking business?!

Sarkar Raj In Kannada

What would Sarkar Raj be named if it were made in Kannada?

Sarkar Rajkumar?

KANOON contd.

If a person gets divorced what will he call his "in-laws"?



OUTLAWS!


P.S. all out for one loss? (read wife)

Casting coup

Check this coca-cola ad



and then take a look at this pepsi's spoof of a thums up ( a coca cola brand ) ad




Do you see the presence of a certain guy ( with goatie ) in both ads?