The Apple On Newton's Head

The apple fell on Sir Newton's head.....















...and then he realised the gravity of the situation.

Death Of A Comic Strip

When is a comic strip said to be dead?

When it loses its character.

Vidya Balan's Restaurant

Q: If Vidya Balan opens a restaurant, what will it be named?













A: Balan's Balance.

All the President's Women.

What car would this man be driving?
























'Alpha' Romeo.

Whom Should You Worship On Raksha Bandhan

Whom should you worship on Raksha Bandhan?


Click Here For Answer

Mata Rakhi Sawant, who else?




















PS. Related - Item Number.

Why Are We Left Stranded?

What is Dr. Manmohan saying to Shrimata Shrimati Sonia Gandhi?

Wouldn't it be great if they just Left us alone?

Pleased to Mention, PJs Like This You Should Shun.

He shunned it the first time.
He shunned it the second time.
He shunned it the third time.
He shunned it the fourth time.
He shunned it the fifth time.
He shunned it the sixth time.
He shunned it the seventh time.
He shunned it the eighth time.
He shunned it the ninth time.
He shunned it the tenth time.

Why, but why did he shun?


Click here to know why

Because he was under tension.

Su Che

A tribute to the two great personalities. One, a communist who is now seen on all possible consumer products. Could anything get more capitalist? Read more here. Another one, battles on.

This is also a tribute to our dear Canteen Quiz Club at NIT, Surat- Su Che Ché and a larger tribute to the Holy Godmother who blessed us all. Hail! the Holy Godmother.

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If Rakhi Sawant Were Devegowda's Daughter

If Rakhi Sawant were Devegowda's daughter, what would her name be?

Click Here For Answer

Ragi Sawant.

PS. More on the Ragi Mudde and Shri Devegowda's love for it - here.

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slurrrrrpppppppppp!

P.S : "enjal" in kannada means saliva!
P.P.S. Nikhil - Hail Yahoo! Answers. Here's more on enjalu and left-overs in different languages. Click on the link and scroll down. What is the English word for "jhoota hai" (NOT LIAR).

Why Mayawati Should Play Cricket?

Because India loses again against England and CNN-IBN tells us this -

Mayawati slams century, village bats for Behenji.


Wow, such powerful player she must be, with an entire village batting for her. Would be fun, Mayawati at the presentation cermony on how her team demolished the opponents. Wait, hasn't that happened already? We call that the Oath Taking Ceremony in India, no?

18 Vodkas

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I
just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double
vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like
women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Suggestive Calculus

Now don't tell me that you've forgotten to integrate and substitute...

After Bheja Fry

After having lunch (the bheja fry one) at the Blue Nile restaurant, we came out. Arindam's phone didnt have any balance left.

Arindam : Do you know where I can get an Idea recharge?

Me: I have no idea.

Bheja Fry

Arindam ( wolfing down bheja masala with roti) : Want to have some?

Me(looking at a brain segment in disgust): No thanks. I have a mental block.

Arindam: 'Mental' block?

New age Ads

One of the seniors here at WIMWI was in Bengaluru last week...and this is how he was welcomed outside the airport.

Do I see something u dont?

The Mind Blowing Mahiya Series

This series is a tribute to the third best piece of art in this world. Second best, is this gem by 64arts. First? Family - Ties of Blood.

This post will be updated as and when we come up with more tributes to the great piece of art. God says - Mind blowing Mahiya. We say -

Horn Blowing Gaadiyan.

Wicket Keeping Dahiya.

PS. Presenting the third best piece of art in this world.

Ms.VJ

Q: What would call a female MTV VJ?

A: Vijaya!!

If Krishna Were Chinese

If Krishna were Chinese, what would his favourite dish be?

Click Here For Answer

Gopi Manchurian.

Sushant Shrivastava's Love

What advice will you give Sushant Shrivastava if he's hiding his love from everyone?

Kaddu muchchi preeti maadbeda.

PS. It's a very Kannada thing. 64arts, please explain. Those of you who know the great Sushant Shrivastava, kaddu might make a lot of sense, which is fine. For those who do not know who he is, it will make no sense, which is perfectly fine.

John 36:100

Jesus Never Fails..............you know why???

Answer

He has grace.

iSuck

This was my friend Varun's status message on Gtalk :

even if Apple sucks, it will be called iSuck.

P.S : Its a original.

Unhappy PSU Employees

Employees of which PSU are the unhappiest?

Cribco.

PS. The Kribhco website.

High Politicians

Why were all the new MPs stoned after their first day in Parliament?










The Lok Sabha and Rajya Sabha had a "joint" session

How pjs are born

Arindam (looking down at a shirt which resembles a discarded tissue paper): Do I need to iron this shirt?

Me: I think you should.

Him: I cant. I am pressed for time.

Me, excited, with my pj radar extended all the way up: You said 'pressed' for time!

Him (probably expecting the wisecrack the moment he uttered the sentence and regretting his utterance deeply): ya, ya. I get it.


Me, about to hammer the final nail into his pj-irritated soul's coffin : How about this then - I was pressed for time so I didnt have time to press!

The dementors close in on him.

Straight from the Junglebellows' heart

What do you call a movie about communal clashes in the Jungle?

-- Tarzania!


What do you call a road made in the middle of an jungle?

-- Tar-zone

What if an Italian made it?

-- He would name it Tarzone

GOO F Up

The post below this is not part of GOO Series. Instead it is GOO F UP Series.


criticized by Junglee. :(

Another GOO

What if Leonardo da Vinci was a GOO JOO?









He would have painted monaliben.

Celebrating Freedom

Happy Independence Day.

Fashion Designer For Knees

Which fashion designer would design the best clothes for knees?

Vikram Phad-knees.

The designer's website here.

Bechara Nikhil

What would you say if Nikhil shot himself in the knee?

Knee-kill!

Is this a 'Goo'd one?

Warning: This 'Goo' post is going to be a continuously updated series of PJs. Read on at your own risk.

What do you get when you cross an alternative rock band with Gujarati speaking Barbies?

--The Goo Joo (Gujju) Dolls



What do you get when you cross an alternative rock band with Hebrew speaking Barbies?

--The Goo Jew Dolls

What do u get when u cross an alternative rock band with designer Barbies?

-- The 'Goo Chi' dolls

Another surdi joke

Bloody nikhil...just for the record, i had thought of this pj before u posted urs.

What do you call a sardar with an inside-out tummy?

Ab-surd!

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel Part 4

Is CNN-IBN debates.

A Group Of Six Sardars

What is a group of six Sardars called?

Surd-aar.


PS. Aar(u) is six in Kannada.

Shahrukh ka plural

What is thew plural of "Shah Rukh Khan"?

Ans: ICICI


Ask me how?


Shah rukh says: Main Hoon Na
ICICI says: Hum Hai Na.

Eye-Spy

Seen at Mumbai's Chatrapati Shivaji International Airport - "Tops Security Officer"

Movie Review of CASH (A.K.A. Assessment of Self-Imposed Brain Damage)

Cast: Shamita Shetty, Esha Deol, Zayed Khan, Ritesh Deshmukh, Sunil Shetty, Dia Mirza, Ajay Devgan

Director: Anubhav Sinha

Story: My first impression was that the movie was a random collection of the most embarrassing moments of the actors taken by hidden camera. However, the widely prevalent belief regarding the plot, among my fellow-survivors, is as follows – Esha Deol, Zayed Khan, Ritesh Deshmukh (all names + or – the numerology) are recruited by Ajay Devgan, who is recruited by Dia Mirza, who is recruited by Sunil Shetty, who is recruited by unknown B/C grade firang actor, to steal some diamonds. Shamita Shetty, meanwhile, is a police officer dating Ajay Devgan, who’s supposed to protect the diamonds. Meanwhile, all stunts are done by the actors’ computer-animated avatars, probably due to some grievance the director had with the stuntmen’s association.

High Points: Shamita Shetty who is deliciously doll-like, and 2 seconds of Ajay Devgan trying to dance.

Low Points: Extend from paying for the tickets, till the exits open.

Music: The Vishal-Shekhar duo seems to have made this album by infusing mujhra music into whatever was playing in VH1 at that time. The lyrics sound as if a toddler learning to string sentences together in Hinglish has written them.

Final verdict: If this movie had stuck to its original release date, I would have taken my juniors here for a job-treat. ‘Nuff said.

P.S. Coming up next – movie review for “Buddha Mar Gaya”

The 'Deathly' Hallows

How did the French exclaim when the heard about the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989?


--'Walldemort'

(Mort = dead in Français)

Thought for the day

FAILURE is the stepping stone to SUICIDE

---New Jungle Saying

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel Part 3

Dear CNN-IBN,

Please spare us small town India people. We don't want to become hip and happening. And please do not use is twice in the same line you mention about us. And what stupid drama is this? Dhoni became the Captain because he plays good cricket and not because he is from Ranchi.

Jailed again?

What would you get if Pratibha Patil filed an FIR against Paris and Nicole for indecent exposure?


--A Presidential Suit(e) at the Hiltons.

Preity Zinta's Coffee

Which is Preity Zinta's favourite coffee?

Ness-café

Preity's favourite FMCG brand?

Ness-tle

Spot the difference between the two images.

The three wise monkeys both above and below.



Do i really have to write something here?
I guess we all know the well worn cliché: "A picture is worth a 1000 words"

Heh.

Announcing The Launch Of This Blog

How would we announce the launch of this blog?

Another One Bytes The Dust.

About the song, here.

Proud Lion

A man takes his 8-year-old son for a drive by the countryside, and he drives at 60 M.P.H. in a 20 M.P.H. zone. The son looked at the speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a real lion!” The proud dad took the compliment and played the part of a hero to his son by stepping even more on the gas pedal.

This time, he is traveling at 80 M.P.H. in a 20 M.P.H. zone. The son looked at the speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a perfect lion!" The dad smiled proudly. Just then, they drove past a farm with a jackass grazing on it.

The son said, pointing to the jackass, "Dad, look! A lion"!

MM

Hi Ashish..
thinking what i should write....
so many times we meet , i think this is good friendship but we never talk in detail...just hi..hello....n bye..

so..only one song which comes to my mind..

"
Na tum hamen jano,
Na hum tumhen jane,
Magar abto lage aisa,
Ek achchha dost mil gaya".

And to my this sweet friend,
best luck 2 u dear 4 everything.....

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel Part 2

See, it is not without reason that we called CNN-IBN India's Best Entertainment Channel in our earlier post. Looks like a maiden at CNN-IBN has been bowled over so much by Kapil Dev that she replaced Shri Kapil Sibal's photo with that of Kapil Dev.

What do you say? A super bouncer this one or a good catch by us?

PJ - Mousing around the place

Close on the heels of Archie comics introducing an Indian named Raj Patel, Walt Disney has announced that it will follow suit with an Indian mouse. What is it called?

Mika Mouse.

What will his everlasting female companion be called?

Rakhi Mouse.

PJ3 - La-ayan

What do u call it if 100 lions make their dens right next to each other?

Den-city!

The french 'connection'

What do they call G-Talk in France?

Parle-G

Those who didnt get it go here and figure it out for yourself.

Very Tough GCET question

Find the odd one out .

1. Terrible
2. Credible
   
3. Birbal
   
4. Sensible
   

PS. GCET is Gujarat Common Entrance Test, one of the toughest MBA entrance exams in India. One has to clear this exam to get into the prestigious Veer Narmad South Gujarat Universtity for their much sought-after MBA course.

PJ2 - Ass Far Ass It Can Go

What do u call a three legged donkey?

Ass-ymetrical

PJ1 - Monica Lewinsky's Blog

If monica lewinsky had kept a blog while in White House, how would she have labelled it?

Lay-bill!

CNN-IBN - India's Best Entertainment Channel

Absolutely. At least their Blogs section is. First Anuradha Sengupta entertained us and infuriated a lot with her Sivaji - The Boss Of Crap post. Stung by the reaction, she comes up with the Life After Sivaji post. Reactions also come in the form of Orkut communities like Anuradha Sengupta - The Pig and Anuradha Sengupta Sucks. She also has a cartoon done in her name. Click on the image for the enlarged view.


The Sivaji controversy seems to be following her to her new blog as well. The comments on the posts there, again, are very entertaining.

Now, Sagarika Ghosh in her latest post - Shshsh ...Muslim! says, referring to the recent court cases involving Muslims in India and abroad -

Soon India's jails will be choc-a-block with Muslims.

Thanks for the entertainment, CNN-IBN.

Hello World

Mike Testing 1..2..3.

Yes, it works! Let the performance begin.