Proud Lion

A man takes his 8-year-old son for a drive by the countryside, and he drives at 60 M.P.H. in a 20 M.P.H. zone. The son looked at the speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a real lion!” The proud dad took the compliment and played the part of a hero to his son by stepping even more on the gas pedal.

This time, he is traveling at 80 M.P.H. in a 20 M.P.H. zone. The son looked at the speedometer and said, "Dad, you are a perfect lion!" The dad smiled proudly. Just then, they drove past a farm with a jackass grazing on it.

The son said, pointing to the jackass, "Dad, look! A lion"!