One of the best things about the internet, apart from the now-closed thirst-quenching site which sounded like Daisybaba and this wonderful blog, is the Urban Dictionary with contributions by wordly wise users across the world.
Ran a search on India on UD and the results offer some interesting insights into what the world thinks of India.
Fun India Definitions On Urban Dictionary
India
India is a country.
Women: What is India?
Man: Bitch, it's a country.
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india
Where every company outsources our jobs to.
"Thank you for calling HP, please hold while we transfer you to a customer service representative."
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India
The country to which our white collar jobs are being shipped.
Don't blame the Republicans. The liberal twits planned to send our jobs there years ago, as part of the plan to lower our country to the same level as Chad.
If you want to talk to someone in India, just call tech support.
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india
A sub-standard or expedient delivery solution to a computer related production issue
Man that cartoon used to have mint illustration but lately its india as
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india
Where your computer was built. Also a good place to catch a tropical disease.
India is a high tech country with low-tech sanitation.
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india
It smells.
Ew, stinky stinky India.
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India
A country that worships cows instead of Mcdonald's.
For every McDonald’s created, there is a cow in India being worshiped.
A country that is strongly against child labour.
Where telemarketers are born.
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India
A place where people will do for $3.00 an hour a job an american won't do for $10.00
Dude #1:"Man, all those bastards from India are stealing all our jobs!"
Dude #2:"There's always McDonalds..."
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Aw, this is exaggerated, but demands attention.
India
A country whose population will be 90% male in a 100 years due to sex-selective infanticide.
The midwife came to the indian household and helped the wife give birth. After finding out the baby was a she, she turned it upside down, gave it a quick jerk, snapped its spinal column and declared it stillborn. The parents were relieved because now they don't have to pay dowry in 15 years time.
I don't hate India I am just horrified by this practice. I don't care if the economy is growing like mad, an all-male country with no females has no future.
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Now here's a definition that we're now so familiar with that we can even reel off the numbers in our sleep. Keep going, proud sons of Mother India on the internet.
India
A lot of definitions seem to arise from hate filled and jealous pakistanis.
India is longest living civilisation of the world--the civilisation which gave world's first university, mathematics and medicine--
Its coming up--watch out
20 years and it will be right on top.
12% of scientists in the US are Indians
38% of doctors(physicians, dentists, PhDs, etc) in America are Indian.
36% of NASA scientists are Indians.
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.
28% of IBM employees are Indians.
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.
13% of XEROX employees are Indians.
Bolo Bharat Mata ki...Jai. But what about Veeru?
PS. My contributions to the Urban Dictionary.
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