GK Pjs

The below are originals from my kid sister(copied ad-verbatim), my other source of Pjs apart from CircusMouse.

which is the most slippery country?
-greece

which country has the most number of fish?
-finland!

how many cops does it take to screw a light bulb in?
-none because the lightbulb turned itself in!!

what is the difference between illegal and unlawful?
-unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird(ill-eagle)